Only In Texas

I don't care who you are or what you believe in, this is funny.

Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, he the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'

What Barack also did not tell you is more children have died in his Chicago neighborhood then have died in the Iraq war and that a majority of the children that die in gun violence is by minority gangs.